So I have this person. We never spoke. We don’t know eachother.
But any day I play Elden Ring in the evening, it doesn’t matter if I’m dueling or cooping or invading, I have like a 20% chance of stumbling into him.
When I’m dueling it’s ALWAYS very close. I think I’m slightly better but sometimes he wins.
When I’m cooping and he invades, he makes all the smart plays. Which is mostly “don’t fight huggingtentacles kill the host as fast as possible”. You know. It’s a smart play.
And when I’m invading it’s always a breeze to co-invade with him. He never hits me unnecessarily. He always pays attention when I’m in trouble. He takes aggro really well and most importantly he knows that when fighting 2v2 you have to be sandwiching the host and the phantom and not be on the same side. Good co-invader.
We have a bit of a rivalry going on? Whenever we fight eachother it’s always the most tryhard shit that you’ll ever see. The kind of shit that makes Redditors disconnect in tears. All is fair game when we fight because god damn I if one of us loses the winner gets to do the “Bravo” gesture which might be genuine expression of being impressed but it’s probably sarcastic.
It’s always very hype to see him. I get very fired up. No matter how shitty my day is he always lights me up and forces me to play full force.
the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
the fact that tiktokers decided to do the zepotha thing on purpose makes me feel so undeservedly smug. oh you had to tell people to talk about the fake movie? interesting. you fucking wish you could be half of what goncharov was
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
i want things to be genuine. i hate shein i hate overconsumption i hate instant gratification i hate the proliferation of corporatespeak & therapyspeak i wish things were grittier and as a result more beautiful more charming more attractive interesting meaningful and honest!!!!!!
I do believe in the power of sitting in your car just a little longer before heading inside, lying upside down on the couch, cloud gazing well into adulthood, taking the time to learn something new, humility, recollecting your dreams, pressing something warm against your belly, small talk w strangers, odes to romance, a lit candle on your countertop while you cook, having a sense of humor about life
